FAQ
- Who are you?
We are the Ideas. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.
- How about impedance?
Forget it – you will be assimilated anyway.
- Ok, I get it. Will you tell me who you really are?
R u loco?
- Yeah, well, let’s try something else. What is your favorite color?
Octarine.
- There is no such color!
O RLY?
- YA RLY!
But it’s our favorite color anyway.
- Whatever… How can I contact with you?
Maybe check out the contact page?
- Uh, oh…
Never mind, you don’t have to thank. Just ask the next question.
- Can’t you remove those annoying ads?
Became our sponsor and we can think about it.
- Are you kidding me?!
Hell, no. If you can’t stand those ads find some ad blocking software and stop bugging us!
- Where can I send complaints?
Send it at wedont@care.com. Same about SPAM, threats, bills etc.
- Very funny… How about cash?
You know, the contact page…
- Oh yes, I remember now.
You can also send us new questions to this FAQ and suggestion about this site.
- How nice. How about grammar errors and such?
If you really need to, you grammar nazi…
- One last question. What is the meaning of life?
42
- WTF?!
Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is… 42. However if you don’t know the Question, the Answer is useless.
- And you don’t know the Question?
Sorry…
- I’ve to go now. I’ll call you later.
kthxbye
Especially for readers from Poland:
- WYKOP KURWA!
TITS or GTFO!
