FAQ

  • Who are you?

We are the Ideas. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.

  • How about impedance?

Forget it – you will be assimilated anyway.

  • Ok, I get it. Will you tell me who you really are?

R u loco?

  • Yeah, well, let’s try something else. What is your favorite color?

Octarine.

  • There is no such color!

O RLY?

  • YA RLY!

But it’s our favorite color anyway.

  • Whatever… How can I contact with you?

Maybe check out the contact page?

  • Uh, oh…

Never mind, you don’t have to thank. Just ask the next question.

  • Can’t you remove those annoying ads?

Became our sponsor  and we can think about it.

  • Are you kidding me?!

Hell, no. If you can’t stand those ads find some ad blocking software and stop bugging us!

  • Where can I send complaints?

Send it at wedont@care.com. Same about SPAM, threats, bills etc.

  • Very funny… How about cash?

You know, the contact page…

  • Oh yes, I remember now.

You can also send us new questions to this  FAQ and suggestion about this site.

  • How nice.  How about grammar errors and such?

If you really need to, you grammar nazi…

  • One last question.  What is the meaning of life?

42

  • WTF?!

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is… 42. However if you don’t know the Question, the Answer is useless.

  • And you don’t know the Question?

Sorry…

  • I’ve to go now. I’ll call you later.

kthxbye

Especially for readers from Poland:

    • WYKOP KURWA!

    TITS or GTFO!