Ministry of Defence warns – the zombies are about to strike us at any minute. The clock is ticking – zombie uprising can become a fact even tomorrow. If you are aware that at any moment the world can face zombie apocalypse you are probably prepared for that, aren’t you? Wait? What do you mean ‘no’? What kind of answer is that? You don’t have any firearms in your house? Not even a chainsaw? Oh, I see you have kitchen knife… But you actually don’t think that it’s gonna make it, huh? Duuude… You are unprepared! And here comes
See? What are you going to do now? Lay on the ground with a paper bag on head? I told you, that you should think about it earlier!
But fear not – for now you are safe. It was only a demonstration. You have time to prepare yourself. And there is even better information – there is a shop dedicated in anti-zombie defense. Yep, that’s right. It’s called Zombie Tools. But that’s not all. They have lowered their prices – you can now buy, for example, the Reaper blade for only $550 (old price) $375. See this cool weapon below.
Go for Zombies Tools now and get ready for the end of the world as we know it. Give the zombies warm welcome. And don’t even say that zombie apocalypse is impossible. Just listen to the song – some people are already fighting zombies.
TL;DR Zombie, zombie, zombie… Get ready – those zombies aren’t gonna kill themselves, you know!