Eyjafjallajökull – Volcano That Owned Europe

Eyjafjallajökull – Volcano That Owned Europe

Eyjafjallajökull, mainly because of it’s fucked up name (or because it’s in the middle of nowhere), probably wouldn’t be noticed by anyone else than volcanology geeks, some crazy linguists and Iceland folks, if it didn’t owned Europe in epic style. Eyjafjallajökull awesome eruption on 14 April 2010 caused gargantuan air travel disruption across almost whole Europe. Almost whole continent is grounded because of gigantic volcanic ash cloud and thousands of people can’t return to their homes, not only from other European countries, but from all over the world. Hundreds of TV presenters are struggling with volcano name, trying to inform people what the hell is happening. Fun times ^^

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Magnificent Eyjafjallajokull - hail to the king, baby!

Conspiracy theory – we’ve got volcano, so do not fuck with us

Iceland is in deep financial shit because of global financial crisis – if you don’t read the news ask Icesave customers how their savings are going. Not long time ago Iceland people in Icelandic debt repayment referendum did not approve the terms of a state guarantee on the debts of the Depositors’ and Investors’ Guarantee Fund, in particular a €3.8 billion loan (€ 11,964 per person) from the governments of the United Kingdom and the Netherlands to cover deposit insurance obligations in those countries. Mentioned countries didn’t like that at all. So if I would be conspiracy theories fan I would say that people of Iceland decided to somehow activate Eyjafjallajökull (probably using H-bombs – just like Xenu, you know ;) ) breaking it’s 200-years nap and and unleash it’s fury upon the Europe. Right now top secret negotiations are run deep below the Alps and European Union is desperately trying to convince government of Iceland to stop this madness.

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The stake is high – if Eyjafjallajökull erupted it is highly probable that Katla, another Iceland monster volcano, will erupt as well releasing another monstrous volcanic ash cloud and paralyzing European flight space once again. Will EU bend to the Iceland demands? Will the horror end? Who killed Laura Palmer? Watch next episode of “Captain Paranoia –  Best Conspiracy Theories of the Internet” brought to you by Ideas Den! Meanwhile on the Iceland…

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...the Eyjafjallajökull continue to show Europe who is in charge here.

Beauty of cruel nature

Although Eyjafjallajökull caused so many troubles you must have admit that it’s eruption is awesome and somehow beautiful. Come on – it’s just cool! Look at this lightings within ash cloud.

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Eyjafjallajokull erruption - to the borders of awesome and beyond!

TL;DR Iceland – prepare for awesomeness! Escpecially if Katla will also wake up ;)

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